A recent sampling of the wacky things people say in Olympia, Washington. You can’t make this stuff up!

“What? Oh, those are pigeons.”
-Fifth Street Bridge

“I love you.”
-Route 45 bus, on a cellphone, Rogers St.

“Let’s go to Safeway.”
-Cooper Point and Harrison, outside Safeway

“I’m still afraid to tell my mom I’m trans.”
-South Puget Sound Community College

“Gimme a goddamn–get outta the intersection!”
-in a car, East Side

“Where? I just see the benches.”
-Sylvester Park

“Will Grandma be at church?”
-a house

“If I have to put up with this bullshit again tomorrow… Man. I tell ya. I don’t know what I’m gonna do.”
-Fir Street